three people who live here are doing soylent now and the fedex guy just showed up and yelled ‘feeding time’
phone is trying to correct ad hominem to ‘Eminem’
had a dream someone didn’t like my yelp reviews
runs around the house screaming ‘i gotta level up’
award acceptance speech:
"i’m here because i’m lucky. i worked hard and i worked smart, but so did many other people and they’re not here. i want you to look around you, look where i came from and see the talent, skill, ability and drive there. don’t just look up to me, i’m being held up as an example of meritocracy but our system needs idols to keep the illusion of ‘best’ going."
Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents
i think flaccid dick pics are important tbh
if apple is such good designer how come no power button on my monitor?? answer that creationits!!
a lot of people don’t know how to handle compliments. it’s pretty easy, the proper way to respond to compliment is go “ouch, sick burnnn”
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screenshot by NIA
i’ve never seen this show
its incredibly transmisogynistic and 13 gets shit for her bisexuality sooooo
damn that’s a shame
Guardians of the galaxy was so good.