three people who live here are doing soylent now and the fedex guy just showed up and yelled ‘feeding time’

award acceptance speech:

"i’m here because i’m lucky. i worked hard and i worked smart, but so did many other people and they’re not here. i want you to look around you, look where i came from and see the talent, skill, ability and drive there. don’t just look up to me, i’m being held up as an example of meritocracy but our system needs idols to keep the illusion of ‘best’ going."

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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if apple is such good designer how come no power button on my monitor?? answer that creationits!!

a lot of people don’t know how to handle compliments. it’s pretty easy, the proper way to respond to compliment is go “ouch, sick burnnn”

altcrit:

From the Non-Profit Internet Archive (archive.org): ”Our Archive-It team is collecting URLs that we should put in the Wayback Machine related to the events in Ferguson, MO. Please contribute and/or share widely, especially to those in MO or who might be able to identify at-risk web content.”https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uTyINjaFgLMzizrxqGzGbS8avb5_1xJJ2ostRnhvxXo/viewformSignal Boost - copies of the same information submitted are not a problem, if you see anything that might be taken off the internet (like a social media post) please drop the link here!

altcrit:

From the Non-Profit Internet Archive (archive.org): 

Our Archive-It team is collecting URLs that we should put in the Wayback Machine related to the events in Ferguson, MO. Please contribute and/or share widely, especially to those in MO or who might be able to identify at-risk web content.”

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uTyINjaFgLMzizrxqGzGbS8avb5_1xJJ2ostRnhvxXo/viewform

Signal Boost - copies of the same information submitted are not a problem, if you see anything that might be taken off the internet (like a social media post) please drop the link here!